Olenna Tyrell [to Loras Tyrell], A Storm of Swords (via incorrectgotquotes)
Sansa: And my mother?
Tyrion: She died of pneumonia while, oh, you were away!
Sansa: My brothers?
Tyrion: They were all killed by the plague.
Sansa: My dog, Pongo?
Tyrion: Run over by a carriage.
Sansa: My goldfish, Goldie?
Tyrion: Eaten by the cat.
Sansa: …..My cat?
Tyrion: Choked on the goldfish.
Margaery Tyrell: O-M-G, Sansa, are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Sansa Stark: …Suicide?
Margaery Tyrell: MAKEOVER!!!
I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way