Well, my dear grandson, over half of high school students nationwide have chosen abstinence, which is a good choice. But they’re not dating Sansa-frigging-Stark! Have you seen that girl’s ass!? It’s built like the space shuttle! Oh this could be your only chance to drown the slippery otter! To harpoon the salty longshoreman! To verb the adjective noun! [pause] …Buuuuuut, abstinence is a good choice as well.

Olenna Tyrell [to Loras Tyrell], A Storm of Swords (via incorrectgotquotes)

Sansa: And my mother?

Tyrion: She died of pneumonia while, oh, you were away!

Sansa: My brothers?

Tyrion: They were all killed by the plague.

Sansa: My dog, Pongo?

Tyrion: Run over by a carriage.

Sansa: My goldfish, Goldie?

Tyrion: Eaten by the cat.

Sansa: …..My cat?

Tyrion: Choked on the goldfish.

Margaery Tyrell: O-M-G, Sansa, are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Sansa Stark: …Suicide?

Margaery Tyrell: MAKEOVER!!!

riseofthebigfour:

sawebee:

zeebeey:

sobbing

me too

this is why i love nicknames. Because then when it’s serious time, and they person calls the other person by their REAL name, you know that they are either terrified, 100% not joking, or extremely worried. 

hollabackharry:

the year is 2034

all one direction merchandise still uses pictures from those same 2 shoots from 2011 u know which ones i’m talking about

(Source: whats-a-boyband)

small-but-fierce:

waltsentme:

disney-park-junkie:

I promised myself if this hit my dash again I’d reblog it. I miss this show.

I’ve always wanted to eat at Bueno Nacho. 

I love how this guy behind the counter is so huge but he knows Ron so much and his passion for Bueno Nacho that he should be terrified and immediately get Ron exactly what he wants

(Source: t-gibson)

castlestark:

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way